Drunk Again Coaster
Because You've Been Harpooned, Not Hopped-Up! Ever been accused of being boozy when you're just a bit bruised by a harpoon? An outrageous shocker indeed! Slam the slanderers with this tongue-in-...
Because You've Been Harpooned, Not Hopped-Up!
Ever been accused of being boozy when you're just a bit bruised by a harpoon? An outrageous shocker indeed! Slam the slanderers with this tongue-in-cheek coaster and get the last laugh in style! Add this delightful doodad to your table, and chuckle every time you set down a cup of Joe " or Jimmy, Javier, Jill...
Our charmingly crafted ˜Harpooned, Not Drunk™ Coaster is perfect for anyone who can appreciate a good jest when they see one. Convenient and cheerful, this coaster will lend a cheeky charm to your home and give you maximum jollies with minimal spills. And guess what? No sobriety tests required!
» So step right up, grab your drinks, and make merry with the best alibi in town!
Why You'll Love It So Much, You'll Sing!
œ" The Wink in its Design " A lively nod to all who prefer their humor with a cheeky twist.
œ" High Spirits, No Spills " Keeps drink stains dead in their tracks.
œ" Perfect for a Prankster " Adds a dollop of glee to every gathering.
œ" Phenomenal Party Piece " Because a party without a burst of laughter is just a meeting.
Your Glorious Package Includes
1 x ˜Harpooned, Not Drunk™ Coaster
Specifications that Break the Mold
Colour: Black and White (like a well-loved newspaper or a less well-loved zebra)
Measurements: L11cm x W11cm x H3cm (just the right size for housing your hopped beverages " no harpoons here though)
Note: Each product may vary slightly, adding to its spunk.
º Don™t walk the plank! Grab this wildly comical coaster before it sails into the sunset!