Drunk Again Coaster

Because You've Been Harpooned, Not Hopped-Up!

Ever been accused of being boozy when you're just a bit bruised by a harpoon? An outrageous shocker indeed! Slam the slanderers with this tongue-in-cheek coaster and get the last laugh in style! Add this delightful doodad to your table, and chuckle every time you set down a cup of Joe " or Jimmy, Javier, Jill. . .

Our charmingly crafted ˜Harpooned, Not Drunk’ Coaster is perfect for anyone who can appreciate a good jest when they see one. Convenient and cheerful, this coaster will lend a cheeky charm to your home and give you maximum jollies with minimal spills. And guess what? No sobriety tests required!

» So step right up, grab your drinks, and make merry with the best alibi in town!

Why You'll Love It So Much, You'll Sing!

✓ The Wink in its Design — A lively nod to all who prefer their humor with a cheeky twist.
✓ High Spirits, No Spills — Keeps drink stains dead in their tracks.
✓ Perfect for a Prankster — Adds a dollop of glee to every gathering.
✓ Phenomenal Party Piece — Because a party without a burst of laughter is just a meeting.

Your Glorious Package Includes

1 x ˜Harpooned, Not Drunk’ Coaster

Specifications that Break the Mold

Colour: Black and White (like a well-loved newspaper or a less well-loved zebra)

Measurements: L11cm x W11cm x H3cm (just the right size for housing your hopped beverages " no harpoons here though)

Note: Each product may vary slightly, adding to its spunk.

º Don’t walk the plank! Grab this wildly comical coaster before it sails into the sunset!