Rude Food Tea Towel

Get Ready For This Spankingly Naughty Tea Towel!

Messy washing up leaving you grumpy? Time for some fun with this cheeky companion! This 100% cotton, colourfully illustrated Rude Food Tea Towel will make dish duty a delight and your kitchen oh-so-giggly — and all without a splash of beige in sight!

Bathe in the gloriously irreverent glow of aubergine anacondas, courgette c*cks, and pepper peckers, each depiction adding a fab-u-lass naughty twist to the humble dishcloth. And that cheeky rude-abaga? It's pulling more eyes than a cucumber in a carrot patch!

… What a glorious blend of the practical and the prankish!

Why You’ll Fancy This!

✓ Courgette C*cks and Pepper Peckers — Got a wicked sense of humour? Then this is the dishcloth for you!
✓ Quirky and Fun-Damental — It's high time your kitchen reflected your spectacular sense of style.
✓ Practical Chuckles — The spankingly great dishcloth that helps with dish-duties too.
✓ Wickedly Hilarious Gift Idea — Brighten up a mate's cooking antics.
✓ Splendidly Silly Design — Dull dishcloths? Not in our kitchen, thank you!

What’s Included

1 x Rude Food Tea Towel

Dishcloth Deets

Material: 100% cotton

Colour: Multicoloured

Dimensions: L72cm x W53cm

† Ready to get cheeky? Grab this delightful dishcloth before they're all snaffled!